I want to go to the top of a really tall building, take a leak, finish, zip up, and then have my pee hit the ground. I want my entire pee to be airborne. Man I love beer.
God, I wish I could write this good
"Miranda took her top off. Her long hair covered her body like a suit. 'God, you are just so beautiful!' screamed Jack... Tentatively, they began humping each other."
Now this is an event
I can fully support. There is a certain kind of breathtakingly awesome awfulness that most of us abandon after adolescence, and it's good to be reminded of it every so often.