:Chloroform in Print
I want to go to the top of a really tall building, take a leak, finish, zip up, and then have my pee hit the ground. I want my entire pee to be airborne. Man I love beer.
Monday, March 27, 2006
 
Dr. Feelbad
I sent an email to my doctor to let him know I needed to miss an appointment because I had come down with the stomach flu and was feeling nauseous. Here is his response:

"how about a nice, greasy, porkchop dipped in an ashtray?"

Maybe I should start paying my bills more promptly.

   
    
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