I want to go to the top of a really tall building, take a leak, finish, zip up, and then have my pee hit the ground. I want my entire pee to be airborne. Man I love beer.
Monday, March 27, 2006
Dr. Feelbad
I sent an email to my doctor to let him know I needed to miss an appointment because I had come down with the stomach flu and was feeling nauseous. Here is his response:
"how about a nice, greasy, porkchop dipped in an ashtray?"
Maybe I should start paying my bills more promptly.
¶ Monday, March 27, 2006
