I want to go to the top of a really tall building, take a leak, finish, zip up, and then have my pee hit the ground. I want my entire pee to be airborne. Man I love beer.
Shriner-iffic
I have decided that all future projects I am associated with need to feature the Shriners. This is primarily because I really like: a) fezzes and b) elderly men careening haphazardly through crowds of parade-goers in go karts.