I want to go to the top of a really tall building, take a leak, finish, zip up, and then have my pee hit the ground. I want my entire pee to be airborne. Man I love beer.
Friday, July 22, 2005
What I got from working at Microsoft
when you leave a stealthy fart behind,
for someone in the hall to find,
or in the corner (lurking there)
[my favorite place is on
the
stair]
do You
affect a wicked grin,
as if your mind were caving in?
that's as may be. But never mind,
when you leave a stealthy fart behind.
¶ Friday, July 22, 2005
