I want to go to the top of a really tall building, take a leak, finish, zip up, and then have my pee hit the ground. I want my entire pee to be airborne. Man I love beer.
Wednesday, August 10, 2005
Toilet Bunny
Addendum:
I accidentally cut off the top of the picture, which contained the message: "Apparently the lesson wasn't learned the first time"
The "appalled feminine irritation" part doesn't make much sense without it.
Every time I pee at work, I see this homemade sign, which is posted on the wall above the toilet. (We have single-serving, unisex bathrooms here, and almost twice as many women as men, especially in my area of the building.)
The appalled feminine irritation is entertaining all on its own, but the hilariously crude drawing is what sends it over the top. It makes me feel like I'm peeing on a rabbit.
SECOND ADDENDUM
The story only gets better. After the problem persisted, an informal "Potty Posse" was formed by the ladies who sit closest to the bathrooms. Although their sleuthing was unsuccessful and the culprit has never been positively identified, it is now known without a doubt that the culprit is female.
That is truly amazing. It's difficult to make that much of a mess even with male, um, equipment.
¶ Wednesday, August 10, 2005
