I want to go to the top of a really tall building, take a leak, finish, zip up, and then have my pee hit the ground. I want my entire pee to be airborne. Man I love beer.
Change is Inevitable (and radioactive)
After reading one too many blogs with the same stupid layout as this one formerly featured, I made the executive decision to go with a sprightly green variation, in honor of two of my favorite things: Spring, and nuclear waste.