I want to go to the top of a really tall building, take a leak, finish, zip up, and then have my pee hit the ground. I want my entire pee to be airborne. Man I love beer.
Thursday, March 03, 2005
I am a bad person (part 1 of an infinite list)I found a scribbled note lurking at the bottom of one of my bags the other day. The handwriting was erratic and sloppy, which is a sure sign it's something I wrote while driving. It read:
[approaching a pickup from behind on the freeway]
"Hey mister! Is that your girlfriend or is it your dog?
......
driving near enough to get a good look into the cab:
"Hardy Har Har! It's your girlfriend and it's your dog!"
You can take the boy out of Kitsap, but you can't take the Kitsap out of the boy. ΒΆ Thursday, March 03, 2005
