I want to go to the top of a really tall building, take a leak, finish, zip up, and then have my pee hit the ground. I want my entire pee to be airborne. Man I love beer.
I am pathetic
Jeeeesus Key-rist!, as Ma Kettle would say. It's been 3 months since I posted anything here. I've noticed a disturbing downward trend in my free time ever since I started working a regular job.
On the positive side, there are benefits to having a blog that nobody reads.