I remember that back in my college anthropology courses, I learned that the so-called "primitive" cultures only work an average of 4-6 hours a day. The rest of their time is spent getting drunk, laying around, making up songs, et cetera. How is it that in our country, the puritanical workhorse assholes have taken over our society and convinced everyone that free time is an EVIL SIN to be avoided at ALL COSTS or else COMMUNISTS and other GODLESS BOHEMIANS will take over and RUIN EVERYTHING?
I like brown liquor, strong beer, barbeque, and brunettes. Also, you suck.