:Chloroform in Print
I want to go to the top of a really tall building, take a leak, finish, zip up, and then have my pee hit the ground. I want my entire pee to be airborne. Man I love beer.
Thursday, July 15, 2004
Born....in the PNW
I remember that back in my college anthropology courses, I learned that the so-called "primitive" cultures only work an average of 4-6 hours a day. The rest of their time is spent getting drunk, laying around, making up songs, et cetera. How is it that in our country, the puritanical workhorse assholes have taken over our society and convinced everyone that free time is an EVIL SIN to be avoided at ALL COSTS or else COMMUNISTS and other GODLESS BOHEMIANS will take over and RUIN EVERYTHING?

Now I'm all fired up to go drive my truck full of old tires out into the woods, shoot up some virgin timber with my 30.06, drink some COMMUNIST CANADIAN WHISKEY and sleep until Monday morning. GOD BLESS AMERICA!

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