I want to go to the top of a really tall building, take a leak, finish, zip up, and then have my pee hit the ground. I want my entire pee to be airborne. Man I love beer.
Thursday, August 05, 2004
Drunk in Denver
Two words: Liquan Dong.
The best thing I have seen so far was a drunken, belligerent man striding down California St. at about noon, with a paper-bagged 40 in each hand, and shouting at nobody in particular. (Unless the bus counts.) I actually heard him long before I saw him. His rant went something like this:
I go to church! I pay my tithe!
I'm better than you!
I'M HOLIER THAN THOU!
I'M HOLIER THAN THOU!
That was fucking awesome.
¶ Thursday, August 05, 2004
