I want to go to the top of a really tall building, take a leak, finish, zip up, and then have my pee hit the ground. I want my entire pee to be airborne. Man I love beer.
New Orleans is Sinking
Ladies and Gentlemen: This Is America
I have to admit that my first thought upon hearing details about The Chaos in 'Nawlins was "I wonder if they're going to just build a fortified wall around the area and let them fend for themselves, like a southern-fried version of Escape From New York
Who knew John Carpenter was such a visionary? OK, I guess most of us.