I want to go to the top of a really tall building, take a leak, finish, zip up, and then have my pee hit the ground. I want my entire pee to be airborne. Man I love beer.
Tuesday, September 06, 2005
New Orleans is Sinking
Ladies and Gentlemen: This Is America
I have to admit that my first thought upon hearing details about The Chaos in 'Nawlins was "I wonder if they're going to just build a fortified wall around the area and let them fend for themselves, like a southern-fried version of Escape From New York?"
Who knew John Carpenter was such a visionary? OK, I guess most of us.
¶ Tuesday, September 06, 2005
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I once heard someone refer to Nawlins as "a giant toilet waiting to flush." Suddenly very appropriate, eh?
# posted by 
: Wed Sep 07, 08:09:00 AM
: Wed Sep 07, 08:09:00 AM
Sadly, it looks like someone crammed too much TP in the toilet and it only ended up overflowing. Instead of using a plunger to clean it out, we should just drop in a cherry bomb.
# posted by : Thu Oct 13, 02:02:00 PM
: Thu Oct 13, 02:02:00 PM
I was hoping that last comment was in response to the Toilet Bunny post, but alas, it was not. Too bad, it woud have certainly livened up my workday.
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