I want to go to the top of a really tall building, take a leak, finish, zip up, and then have my pee hit the ground. I want my entire pee to be airborne. Man I love beer.
"The President looked very comfortable up there..."
This is from quite a ways back, but its message is timeless.Triumph at Spin Alley
It's a sad state of affairs when a rubber dog puppet who does nothing but poop jokes is a more relevant journalist than the press corps.