I recently received a tin of green tea as a gift, which was purchased in China on a business trip. It's pretty decent tea, but after consuming several cups I started feeling a stranger in the head than usual. I'm more than a little suspicious that upon translation the name of the tea will turn out to be Lemon Wacky Hello. Beware Chinese food products.
I like brown liquor, strong beer, barbeque, and brunettes. Also, you suck.