I want to go to the top of a really tall building, take a leak, finish, zip up, and then have my pee hit the ground. I want my entire pee to be airborne. Man I love beer.
Lemon Wacky Hello: the teaI recently received a tin of green tea as a gift, which was purchased in China on a business trip. It's pretty decent tea, but after consuming several cups I started feeling a stranger in the head than usual. I'm more than a little suspicious that upon translation the name of the tea will turn out to be Lemon Wacky Hello. Beware Chinese food products.