I want to go to the top of a really tall building, take a leak, finish, zip up, and then have my pee hit the ground. I want my entire pee to be airborne. Man I love beer.
Headlines of the Day
Today's edition: Animals in the News.
- Laotian rodent takes scientists by surprise
- Weasel-like marten found with bird flu
I would have rather seenLaotian rodent takes scientists hostage; demands release of weasel-like marten with bird flu
but we take what we're given, and we like it.