Several people have left our company lately. Some will be missed more than others.
This is sad for me because
1) she's from Montana, and
b) I saw her and her husband in Fred Meyer once laughing themselves sick in the cracker section. I snuck up behind them and surprised them, and they turned around almost in tears (and with very red eyes, if you know what I mean) and showed me a box of crackers called Baked Socialites.
I like brown liquor, strong beer, barbeque, and brunettes. Also, you suck.