I want to go to the top of a really tall building, take a leak, finish, zip up, and then have my pee hit the ground. I want my entire pee to be airborne. Man I love beer.
My Most Recent Online Purchase Order
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Quantity / Product No./ Description / Price / Line Total
1 / 24144 / AUTO COMPASS / $1.75 / $1.75
1 / 91947 / DUST BLOWER / $2.00 / $2.00
1 / 91496 / HARDENED DENTAL TOOLS / $6.00 / $6.00
1 / 8665 / MAGNIFYING SHEET / $2.00 / $2.00
2 / 21230 / POCKET MAGNIFIERS / $0.75 / $1.50
1 / 92507 / REMOTE CONTROL RAT / $12.50 / $12.50
Subtotal: $25.75
Shipping: $6.95
Tax: $0.00
Total: $32.70
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